i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips
The thing is, if you just do stuff and nothing happens, what’s it all mean? What’s the point? Oh right, this whole thing is about self acceptance. So I should stop judging and accept? So no matter what I do, hurray for me because I’m a great guy? It’s all good? No matter how many dogs I kill I just, what, do an inventory and accept? I mean you backed your truck over your own kid and you, like, accept? What a load of crap.
petition to stop the use of the word schlong
what is schlong with it
why cant we all just get aschlong
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
The adventures of polish man